Someone needs to do the work of making that article readable on mobile...

Sadly, the phone mentioned on the website is no longer being made. Anyone have alternative suggestions for a non-Android "wallet phone" that works in the US?

You might try this. I can’t vouch for it but the concept seems interesting to me. https://www.punkt.ch/en/products/mp02-4g-mobile-phone/

It’s a small candy bar phone but maybe not square enough to fit in your wallet.

Are you looking for QA, Support or IT? I've provided all these remote and am ready to do so.

Not at the moment.