This person needs some help. He does not need to be working for the US government in a position of decision making authority.

I am not saying he is crazy, or will always be so. But thinking that you have 'teleportation' skills directly implies you have some (brain) processing issues.

some enlisted air crew go to SERE. loadmasters, airborne intelligence, and SMA (Special Mission Aviators).

As an added benefit, enlisted air crew have no restrictions on mustache length or on professional wear of the uniform.

Add Huey crew chiefs to this list

It's known as the Air National Guard. Work for United during the week, and fly F16's one weekend a month.

*removed comment. I didn't know this was an April fools joke. sorry for my lack of a clue....

The patchset is an April fools joke and even then it's not going this far.

I expect there are a dozen equally possible to occur catastrophic failures that the team at NASA knows about, has analyzed, and the decision has been made to take the risk and launch.

Spaceflight is complicated. We don't know everything. There is a lot of unknowns that happen everytime you light off a rocket.

It is a lot easier for Elon, as the loss is only a pile of money.

Without ever working at NASA, I expect there is a week long "risk management prior to launch" meeting where many, many issues are brought up, discussed, and decided.

man, if you need 7 digits, call HP.

I get the reference to deb and ian (two people), but not git ?

For those not in the know

"I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First Linux, now git." - Linus Torvalds

Git

noun - derogatory

An unpleasant or contemptible person (typically used of a man).

Linus famously named git after himself.

prior service. the max age is different.

Hegseth could dry out for a few weeks and then might pass the physical.

ain't nobody going 11B (infantry) at age 40.

maybe aviation electronics, or supply, medical.

marching with a pack and a gun ruins 20 year old knees.

If you start at 40, then you will lack the rank to ride in the truck.