Yes, that would be amazing, full classes of approaches to problem solving would be unlocked at once and we wouldn't have to invent new languages, DSLs, transpilers, etc, but just leverage zig.
Fred should learn how to squeeze in his refactorings into other, related tickets. And to learn how to argue about why an user story is more points worth, without explicitly saying the R word.
They also want to get rid of the old code, but they're not removing it. One of them also has a tendency to interesting structural solutions, though he tends to do it more by adding them than by rewriting what was already there, which has the advantage that it doesn't disrupt the old code that others are working on, and the corresponding disadvantage that the old code survives.
Sounds like the effects of temporal coupling, or "settism and gettism", or other principles, which are violated. People are blinded nowaways too much by SOLID, and forget about the remaining 20 principles.