Then spend one hour of your life listening to ADB Podcast, where Android team explicitly states that, saying that they don't want to encumber the work of them creating unique experiences.

http://androidbackstage.blogspot.de/2017/08/episode-75-proje...

I sit next to Iliyan; I mentioned your comment to him and he chuckled.

That'd be a significant change to the Android license. AFAIK no such change has taken place.