The full quote is better

"So this cluster fuck of apps has become so diluted in human value and so inflated in capital value that Ninja Warrior Agile ScrumMaster and Incompetent MBA Popped Collar actually have a decent chance of landing on the front page of TechCrunch with a title something to the effect of “Man Takes a Dump on an Android Phone: Sand Hill Road Calls First Dibs for $22M”"

Not really. Just stringing together buzzwords that irritate engineers. Variants of this kind of stuff have been around forever.

That's why it's epic.