o/t but what the hell are they doing to scroll on that page? I move my fingers a centimeter on my trackpad and the page is already scrolled all the way to the bottom.

Hijacking scroll like this is one of the biggest turnoffs a website can have for me, up there with being plastered with ads and crap. It's ok imo in the context of doing some flashy branding stuff (think Google Pixel, Tesla splashes) but contentful pages shouldn't ever do this.