How about calling it nothing more than a file server is also just a Reddit style insult.

If you think a package manager is nothing more than a file server, I'd suggest you learn more about what a package manger does or just go live in Reddit land with all of the other willfully ignorant types. It is not for us to convince you otherwise. It's such lame comparison that even searching for "file server vs package manager" doesn't even autofill because nobody searches for it because probably nobody would ever even sanely think to make the comparison.