Just a reminder that Ronald Reagan got his start making up baseball games: he'd read the ticker with the bare bones of what was up (Joe X at bat strike ball ball foul Joe X on 1st Bob Y at bat) and then dramatically pretend to be at the game for the benefit of the listeners: "Joe X strides to the plate, swinging his bat. He swings...strike! The pitcher, impassive, looks at the ball...and like lightning throws another pitch, but the ref calls it wide."

Doing it mechanically doesn't seem any worse.