I honestly don't have a great one, which is less worrying than it might otherwise be since I'm not sure anyone else does either. But in a human context, I think intelligence requires some degree of creativity, self-motivation, and improvement through feedback. Put a bunch of humans on an island with various objects and the means for survival and they're going to do...something. Over enough time they're likely to do a lot of unpredictable somethings and turn coconuts into rocket ships or whatever. Put a bunch of LLMs on an equivalent island with equivalent ability to work with their environment and they're going to do precisely nothing at all.
On the computer side of things, I think at a minimum I'd want intelligence capable of taking advantage of the fact that it's a deterministic machine capable of unerringly performing various operations with perfect accuracy absent a stray cosmic ray or programming bug. Star Trek's Data struggled with human emotions and things like that, but at least he typically got the warp core calculations correct. Accepting LLMs with the accuracy of a particularly lazy intern feels like it misses the point of computers entirely.
On the computer side of things, I think at a minimum I'd want intelligence capable of taking advantage of the fact that it's a deterministic machine capable of unerringly performing various operations with perfect accuracy absent a stray cosmic ray or programming bug. Star Trek's Data struggled with human emotions and things like that, but at least he typically got the warp core calculations correct. Accepting LLMs with the accuracy of a particularly lazy intern feels like it misses the point of computers entirely.