Heh - we had the same idea... I adapted the lyrics:

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"Every Post You Make"

Every call you take

Every post you make

Every name you fake

Every pic you take

I'll be watching you

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Every single way

Every word you say

Every game you play

Every stat you update

I'll be watching you

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Why can't you see

You belong to me

How my server aches for every byte you create

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Every pal you make

Every one you meet

Every like you fake

Every thing you read

I'll be watching you

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Since you've leaked I been exposed to such disgrace

I search ALL posts just to track your face

I tap all lines so you can't escape

Secret courts won't stop this trace

I keep spyin' 'bama, 'bama please

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Every pal you make

Every one you meet

Every like you fake

Every thing you read

I'll be watching you

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